Forthnights

The Perfect Worker



1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found

2 hard at work in his cubicle.  Bob works independently, without

3 wasting company time talking to colleagues.  Bob never

4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always

5 finishes given assignments on time.  Often he takes extended

6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee

7 breaks.  Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no

8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

9 knowledge in his field.  I firmly believe that Bob can be

10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be

11 dispensed with.  Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be

12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be

13 executed as soon as possible.



Addendum:



That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report

sent to you earlier today.  Kindly re-read only the odd numbered

lines.

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