Missing it already!
I will miss it…- Waking up late, and deciding to skip lecture!
- Arriving late for class, to the annoyance of the tutor and amusement of my classmates…
- Agonizing over how boring the subject is, totally ignoring the tutor while playing Bluetooth games.
- Making fun of lecturers, imitating them, cooking up their life stories, giving nick names (Kung Fu master, snakeskin, ‘what-the-hell’, Char-koay-teow,) and criticizing their total lack of teaching skills & proper English. We renamed a particular street nearby Jalan W.T.T after a particular incident, in ‘honour’ of one of the lecturers which I won’t say here!
- Rushing assignments, copy-paste without making it look like copy paste. (:P)
- Crazy last minute studying, exam tips, sleepless nights, zombie eyes, all in the name of education.
- Pigging out, cooking a feast for 4, eaten by 2….
- Eating mixed rice & drinking ‘tau chiong sui’ (soya bean milk) under the tree by the road side with my best buddies, watching every pretty girl go by.
- Discussing the mysteries of the opposite sex; menstrual periods, mood swings, tampons, make-up and cellulite. They got it wrong. The last frontier isn’t space, its women. They blow your mind and melt your heart.
- Discussing the blessings & bane of the male species & our serious psychological issues: No child birth! No mood swings & periods, no perverts looking at our breast. But.. can’t stay away from women, enjoy fart jokes & incredibly simple minded (women would say bordering stupidity
- Sitting down, just friends, hanging out, chatting, joking, laughing, having the time of our lives. With great company, you could be cleaning the toilet and still enjoy it.
Goodbye college life. One chapter comes to an end while another unfolds. The thing that made it special wasn’t the place we went, or the things we did. It was the friends we made.